NEW GOSSIP GIRL PROMOS ARE KIND OF LIKE “HUH? WHAT?”
July 16, 2008
GOSSIP GIRL SEASON FINALE!!! HELP!!!
May 20, 2008
OMFG kittens, I totally missed it. This clip is all I have seen. Someone, anyone, for the love of all that is Chuck Bass, let me in on what happened!
VIDEO: OMFG! GOSSIP GIRL - 90210 MASHUP
May 19, 2008
STARS! THEY’ NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)!
May 15, 2008
-Maniston hits up NYC’s The Waverly Inn, aka the only place that paps consistently stand outside of in the city, again proving that they are not a PR stunt. Yeah.
-Britney has a rumored sex tape with Adnan Ghalib, making this the only sex tape I would pay not to see. Also-She might be preggers again! If you can’t see your kids, why not just make another one?(Sun)
-For those four of you who still care (losers!) Syesha got kicked off American Idol last night leaving the two David’s to battle it out for the chance to be in an unforgiving contract. Fantasia Barino popped up last night to take the words out of my mouth by singing Bore Me. (MSNBC)
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are doing their wedding like Emo kids everywhere-Cheaply. The pair sent out Evites and are auctioning off press passes to the tune of $1 million. Papa Joe is likely ecstatic, in talks about making a new Jess and Nick style reality show, and already pressuring People to pay up for future baby pics. Ah, love. (Daily News)
-Gossip gal Michelle Trachtneberg fainted on Tuesday at the Sunglass Hut. Perhaps she heard something really juicy about Ray Ban? (P6)
- Reese Witherspoon And Jake Gyllenhaal might be getting married, dashing my hopes of ever marrying Jake. Since I had sort of gotten over that a while ago, all I have to say is ZZZZZZzzzzz. (INO)
STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US!
May 9, 2008
-Tom & Katie are planning on spawning another Thetan messiah. Watch out Xenu! (E!) Once the kid is weened off of Scientology founder Ron L. Hubbards baby formula of honey, discovered when he time traveled back to ancient Rome, baby Cruise will be ready to go intergalactic on your ass. (Defamer)
-Benji Madden bought Paris a diamond wedding band because they hadn’t gotten press in like, five minutes. Next up-fake wedding. You know, just for fun! (People)
-The Hogan boy is totally going to jail. Inmates are already placing bets on who kick the ass of Hulk’s offspring. (PerezHilton)
-Hottie Gossip Boy and alleged closet homosexual Chace Crawford describes his perfect date of cheap booze and a ballgame thus turning off all New york women. I guess he can finally get some peace around this city. (People)
-Katherine Heigl may quit Grey’s Anatomy to work on her budding movie career of being the next Kate Hudson. So many poorly written rom-coms, so little time. (ShowBiz Spy)
-Poor Liv Tyler is getting seperated. A gajillion Lord of the Rings dorks rejoice in hopes of bestowing a ring of their own upon the elvin goddess. (People)
-That chick who is related to Jessica Simpson and dating Pete Wentz finally catches on to popular culture and calls Britney “trashy.” Britney responds, “Who are you?” (Sun)
-Demi and Ashton may adopt, because what more does a 30 year old hunk need than an old lady for a wife and three step-daughters? Apparently, an orphan. (WENN)
OMFG! GOSSIP GIRL SHOCKERS
May 6, 2008
Okay, so you’ve been hearing for months now that one of the characters is gay and you probably could have guessed that it was Eric. Shock level: Mild.
But holy shit, did you guys see the ending! If you didn’t then do not read (MAJOR SPOILER ALERT) : Serena is a murderer! She like, actually killed someone.
God, I love this show.
