PLEASE SIR, TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO DO TO OBAMA’S TESTICLES

Lark already posted about The Rev. Jessie Jackson’s remarks from last night claiming that he wanted to cut Barack Obama’s “nuts off.”

But in case you missed it, here’s a recap: Jackson — believing that Obama is going around the country “talking down” to black people and thinking his mic was off — said he wanted to castrate Obama… then he later apologized for saying it when the story broke… Obama accepted the apology… and everyone merrily went on their way.

Only now CNN updates us that what Jackson really meant to say is that Barack Obama “was cutting off his [own nuts] with black people and [the] black church”; meaning, Obama needs no help from Jackson, he’s self-castrating just fine.

Meaningful Distraction says: Keep talking, Jesse!

Ooh, any chance you can get Al Sharpton and (hope against hope!) Louis Farrakhan to join you for a group press conference, and together you can all talk about what you’d like to do to Obama’s testicles?