FACEBOOK IS OMNIPOTENT, SEEKING JEWS
July 18, 2008
So this is pretty creepy/funny. Nowhere on David Berkowitz’s Facebook profile does it say he’s Jewish and yet the above “Hey Jew,” ad popped up on his screen. Being understandably taken aback and curious about how the hell the ad knew his religion, he contacted , Katan Adventures who told him:
“In order to reach Jews who haven’t listed their religion on Facebook (which, by the way, is the vast majority) we run ads in metro areas with large Jewish populations and try to grab their attention with ridiculous lines such as ‘hey jew’ but we obviously get a lot of wasted clicks with this strategy as well. And some angry emails.”
So I guess if you get an ad that’s like “Hey Chinese Guy,” or “Hey Black Lady,” you shouldn’t take offense/be worried. Also, can we just note that the ad says, “Shlep.” How jewish of them. Ha ha (It’s Friday evening, I’m delirous). Oy!
(Via Adfreak)
IT’S A PARTY, AND YOU’RE INVITED
July 8, 2008
AUNTIE ANNE’S GETS ITS LIPSTICK OUT
June 25, 2008
(Via Jossip)
Gross. This doesn’t make me want a pretzel, but it kind of makes my dog want to hump something. It is not as disgusting however, as the Playstation 3 Penis Thumb ad.
Meanwhile, these other ads weren’t appropraite:
BINGE DRINKING WILL TURN YOU INTO A MODEL?
June 20, 2008
This is the newest ad against drinking in the UK and it makes no sense. Possibilties of what it could mean:
A) See headline
B) Do not drink and walk the runway (RWUTI-runway walking under the influence)
C) Public urination, vomiting and fighting are the trendiest cools things for summer
D) I am disgusting because I would still fuck that dude at the end
E) What?
PETA AD GOES TOO FAR (AGAIN)
June 16, 2008
(Image Via Animal NY)
This is the latest in a slew of sexist ads for PETA featuring naked women. Usually, its easy to turn the other cheek since they are promoting animal welfare and hell, I can stand behind that.
This ad however, which shows these two half-naked women DEAD, in hopes of making the chain buy their chickens from farms who kill chicks painlessly, is pushing it way too far. Next they’ll have women skinned like cows or women bludgeoned over the head like pigs.
JESUS BEGAT GANGSTA RAP
June 5, 2008
(Via Copyranter)
Basic knowledge of the Catholic Church would likely lead you to believe that they would be fuming mad at this blatantly blasphemous poster.
But WAIT…it was made by the Catholic Church!
The Snoop as Diety ad appeared in Marie Clare Australia (along with one featuring Sienna Miller as the Virgin Mary (after the jump)) promotes World Youth Day, which will be held in Sydney from July 15-20th.
Nothing says godliness like Snoop Dog. That whole murder was the case thing, was total bullshit.
And really, what says praise god and go to Church on Sundays better than when in Control Your Hoe, Snoop eloquently states, “You’ve got to put that bitch in her place, even if it’s slapping her in her face.”
ONLY IN NEW YORK: M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’S THE PENIS
June 3, 2008
(Via copyranter)
PS3 PENIS THUMB AD-MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER
May 14, 2008
I’m sorry but this is just wrong, not to mention gross and gag-inducing. It’s for the Playstation 3 and done by TBWA\Wien in Vienna, Austria.
No idea if it ever ran anywhere, but this does not make me want to buy a game unit.
Will it make a dude’s cock smaller? Will it have your man now find it even more hilarious to call beating off jerking his joystick? I don’t fucking get it.
(Via Copyranter)





