ATTENTION PARTYGOERS: SARAH PALIN COSTUMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN

By shadow campaigner

It’s a sign. Print it out, put it up, ban the most obvious, most predictable Halloween costume from your party this year. As it says above: “We don’t care that ‘you can do the accent.’ Everyone can do the accent…”

Me… I’m going a different route this Halloween. I’m going as that pudgy twit Ashley Todd.

Slightly less “lazy” than a Palin costume, if originality is your thing — you can bet they’ll be a heckuva lot more Sarah’s than Ashley’s out there.

And not only that, it’s cost effective, which helps in this economy.

All I have to do is buy an overisized UT sweatshirt and stuff it with something to make me look dumpy, get a pair of those hipster glasses, draw a red “B” on my face (backwards of course) and run around Manhattan pretending to be frightened of every black person I see.

Tell me that doesn’t sound like fun to you?

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7 Responses to “ATTENTION PARTYGOERS: SARAH PALIN COSTUMES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN”

  1. TallulahBankhead Says:

    I’m rocking Michelle Obama from the New Yorker cover for Halloween.

  2. Lark Says:

    ha ha ha. i love that you use the word ‘dumpy.’ That’s such a mom from Ohio word, its cracking me up.

    Nice pic Tallulah. As for my halloween costume, in the name of tradition, otherwise known as my cheap lazyness, i will be going as the bee girl from the Blind Melon no Rain video for the sixth year in a row. I’m pretty sure she would support Obama.

  3. james/minneapolis Says:

    I googled “ashley todd costume” to see if there was anyone else out there with my brilliant idea. way to go! i plan on wearing a white t-shirt markered “OBombAMAmerica on the front and “Uhh. . . he’s an Arab” on the back (along, of course, with the “B” scar and raccoon eyes). This will be a fun costume to rock.

  4. Johnathan Says:

    i’m going as ashley also! being from texas i’m compelled to inform you that ashley todd attends texas a&m.

  5. shadow campaigner Says:

    Johnathan, I know! I have many many friends who go to the real UT (hehe) and are outraged that she was photographed in a VOLS hoodie. haha

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  7. Alex G. Says:

    That’s what I went as too. You can see my version on my link. Do you have a pic on how yours turned out?

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