EARLY AFTERNOON BLURBS ARE LAUGHING AT HOW MUCH MONEY IT TAKES TO KEEP PURE EVIL LOOKING GOOD

Saks’s women are “guilt free & gorgeous“

• Republicans are pissed over this whole “Palin Couture” thing.

• Josh Marshall wonders if good ol’ Levi got a lil’ Saks bling too?

• But I hit the snooze button this morning since Page 6 reported on Sarah Palin’s “Secret Style Team” over a month ago.

• You know what else is lookin’ good though? Early voting for Dems.

• Headline of the week: “3 men sue Lindsay Lohan over wild ride.”

• 13 days left…

• Al-Qaeda supporters endorse John McCain for President.

• Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke endorses Barack Obama for President.

• Barack has a little Tina envy, which is understandable. Happens to a lot of guys.

• But he may be going on SNL 3 days before election to tell it to her face.

• McCain wants everyone to be Joe… Sam, whatever his name is, the plumber.

• Fox News re-ups Bill O’Reilly’s contract for Four More Years.

• Financial Services Chairman wants the next Congress to take up “the most sweeping changes to the government’s financial regulatory system since the 1930s.”

• Bam pushes back hard against McCain’s terrorist robocalls.

• And conservative radio host Michael Savage on Colin Powell’s endorsement of Obama: “the only people who don’t seem to vote based on race are white people of European origin [...] Is it because whites of European origin are more accepting and more tolerant of other races?”

Yep, Mike, that must be it.

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