After performing this sub par number of four repeating notes Palin, noted feminist leader, put down her phallic instrument, strode to the podium and said, “I will not be forced to perform for you as if this were the fifteenth century and women were only around to look pretty and be entertaining by playing instruments or cards or something of that nature and this whole talent portion is bullshit anyway because you’re only looking for thin girls and would never allow an overweight girl with high intellect and sweet tap dancing skills to even take the stage or limelight away from anorexics and women with distorted body images and painfully low senses of self worth singing mostly opera and faking emotion through 7 lbs of mascara. No, because you’re sexist and this whole pageant is demeaning to women.”*
*Again, did not happen. Instead she just set the flute down and said, “Now who do I have to fuck to win this crown?” **
**Also did not actually happen.
Related:
SHE’S A FEMINIST GOD DAMN IT! SARAH PALIN BEAUTY PAGENT SWIMSUIT SEGMENT
Tags: sarah palin, sarah palin beauty pageant talent portion video, Sarah Palin beauty Pageant Video, sarah palin flute video
