DEAR ASHLEY DUPRE: YOU’RE MY INSPIRATION

Famed Spitzer hooker Ashley Dupre recently wrote a blog on her MySpace about how grateful she is for all the support she has gotten.  In a word-she was touched.

She even posted some mail from her new e-friends.  Some of my favorite lines:

“When you are destined to be a star, life has a way of taking you there…even when it doesn’t at first appear to be a good thing….Only if you have been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain.” Secret Agent Man

“You are like that sweet pretty wild flower that grows up through the crack in a side walk…surrounded by crazy hard difficult environments yet you still manage to bloom beautifully. ” D

They are all so poetic.  Hallmark, please take note.  There are not nearly enough Whore-spiration cards.

Sadly, Ash did not post my letter.  I have copied it for you after the jump.

Dear Ashley,

I have been following you for years, from your early work with Girls Gone Wild to your most recent scandal with the Govenor.  You were truly beautiful and reminded me, and I am sure so many others, of Elanor Roosevelt when you flashed your breasts and gyrated. 

I know that now you are making a ton of money off of endorsement deals and I would love your advice on how to become rich and famous by doing nothing.  I’m not really in to sex for money, so this would have to be something a bit more PG rated. Think Paris Hilton, but without the sex tape. 

Any suggestions.  I am lazy, kind of want a record deal (I have no talent, but would look good in a music video) and really find you inspirational.

XOXO

PS-How does it feel to be the symbol of all that is wrong with American society?

 

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