NYC MAYORAL HOPEFUL’S SHOCKING, SECRET PLAN TO EXPAND DATING POOL

Meaningful Distraction has already strongly denounced Rep. Anthony Weiner’s proposal to allow more foreign models into this country to find work.

We feel that we have more than enough beautiful girls for that job right here; girls whose heart bleeds Red, White, and Blue.

But if you want to know why the NYC pol has recently become obsessed with re-populating our country with genetically flawless XX chromosomes, here’s the reason: Meet Ms. Huma Abedin, the Congressman’s new girlfriend.

Ms. Abedin is Sen. Clinton’s multi-talented “body person” — political speak for traveling, all purpose assistant.*

And though she looks “exotic” and is of Middle Eastern descent, Rep. Weiner needs to be reminded that Ms. Abedin is a homegrown head-turner, born free right here in the USA.

Meaningful Distraction is trying to get to the bottom of this story to determine whether Mr. Weiner’s plans are to expand his personal dating options (likely), or poor salt on still-open wounds within the Democratic party … but rest assured, we won’t sleep until the motives behind effort are exposed.

It’s simply too important to the body image issues of sweet American girls not to find out why one of our “leaders” is trying to oversaturate the market with even more skinny (foreign) chicks in their underwear.

*For more on the work of “body people” check out lark’s blistering post on Reggie Love.

For more on the lovely Huma, check out “Hillary’s Mystery Woman.”

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