Here on Meaningful Distraction we moderate comments to make sure people are not saying anything offensive. This is a common practice of the Internet world, since there are a ton of people out there who are just plain crazy.
Apparently it took John McCain a bit of time to figure this whole comment moderation stuff out. And it’s too funny. Or at least, it was too funny. The site has now removed all comments, but Gawker was able to catch some of the juicier ones.
Check it what people had to say about McCain’s golf balls (which are still available for purchase should you be so inclined to want to hit them with a club):
Reviewer: Gny. Sgt. Hartman from Paris Island, SC
Great gift for your friends and loved ones in the military that are trapped in the sand for the next 100 years.Reviewer: John Waters from Baltimore, MD United States
I enjoy using the balls for teabagging when a partner isn’t available. they are great for use in ‘fore’ play to helicoptering your partner into a frenzied state on the 19th hole!Reviewer: Richard C. Mongler from Virginia Beach, VA United States
The downside is that these golf balls almost feel like they’ve been painted over something that was once pasty white and older than one might think. If I press hard enough I think I can feel some scars, but then again it’s never a good idea to press too hard on one’s balls. Nevertheless, it might be why these balls tend to get stuck in quagmires or sand.Reviewer: LVA Forkush from Sherman Oaks, CA United States
My friend George says these balls will last 50 years, but then I heard that Senator McCain said, “Make it one hundred.” I’m going to invest my children’s future with John McCain’s balls!
Check out Gawker.com for more.
Tags: John McCain, John McCain Golf Balls, John McCain Web Site, Politics
