STARS: THEY’RE NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD!)

-If you’re rich and famous, why pay for stuff?  Lindsay Lohan is offering sponsorship opportunities for her birthday party, which will be an ”internationally media worthy event.” It’s just like the Olympics but with more booze and fake hair extensions. Oh, and no sports or foreign people. If interested, click here. 

-Pete and Ash got hitched.  Jess showed up with Tony Romo.  If you care, I hate you. I’m not even going to link.  Find it yourself.  (People)

-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are total PR geniuses.  Not only do they break up and make up for cover stories and pose photo shoots, but they are now getting press on their plan to fake pregnancy to get press.  It’s all so meta and brilliant. (Celebitchy)

-John Stamos got a shiner from a “kickboxing accident.”  Even sadder than a bruised eye?  Having your first Page Six mention in like 10 years, because of it.  (P6)

-WilHud broke up on moments ago and already Kate Hudson has got a new man.  The 10 Things I hate About You Actress is rebounding with uni-baller Lance Armstrong. (People)

-Britney Spears’ vacation with Mel Gibson in Costa Rica is over.  No news yet on whether or not she now hates Jews. (OK!)

-Scarlett Johnsson is the new Mariah Carey.  She was absent from the premier of her new Woody Allen flick in Cannes because the studio wouldn’t pony up 20,000 euros for a make-up artists.  Even a Tom Waits cover album can’t un-diva her now. (Daily Mail)

 

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