STARS! THEY’ NOT LIKE US (THANK GOD)!

-Maniston hits up NYC’s The Waverly Inn, aka the only place that paps consistently stand outside of in the city, again proving that they are not a PR stunt.  Yeah. 

-Britney has a rumored sex tape with Adnan Ghalib, making this the only sex tape I would pay not to see.  Also-She might be preggers again!  If you can’t see your kids, why not just make another one?(Sun)

-For those four of you who still care (losers!) Syesha got kicked off American Idol last night leaving the two David’s to battle it out for the chance to be in an unforgiving contract.  Fantasia Barino popped up last night to take the words out of my mouth by singing Bore Me. (MSNBC)

- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are doing their wedding like Emo kids everywhere-Cheaply.  The pair sent out Evites and are auctioning off press passes to the tune of $1 million. Papa Joe is likely ecstatic, in talks about making a new Jess and Nick style reality show, and already pressuring People to pay up for future baby pics.  Ah, love.  (Daily News)

-Gossip gal Michelle Trachtneberg fainted on Tuesday at the Sunglass Hut.  Perhaps she heard something really juicy about Ray Ban? (P6)

- Reese Witherspoon And Jake Gyllenhaal might be getting married, dashing my hopes of ever marrying Jake.  Since I had sort of gotten over that a while ago, all I have to say is ZZZZZZzzzzz. (INO)

 

 

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